October 2009
1 post
Jeeze Kaot where have you been for the last eight months
HOW ABOUT IN MY ARCH-ENEMY’S PRISON CELL AOHGOHAOHGAHGG.
Thanks for, ya know, calling the police, guys. Dicks.
Also I think my mom disowned me. Because of evil.
Welp, time to go tell everybody I’m not dead. It’s going to be such a pain to get my drivers licence back.
February 2009
1 post
A Joke
Why was the evil tree always foiling the superhero’s plans?
He was his Larch-Nemesis!
January 2009
7 posts
“Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.”
– Will Rogers
I want a cape. I need a cape. Is wearing a cape while driving a motorcycle illeal? It should be, because it would look too damn awesome. Itallics.
Why I do what I do
I woke up. After four long years it was the day I’ve been looking forward to since I was a little tyke. I was graduating college. I had it in my head that once I walked on stage and accepted my diploma that real life would start. I’d finally move out, start partying, start hanging out with people a lot more cooler than me, start getting into exciting adventures and falling in love...
I'm naked more than I would like to admit
And how all great stories should begin:
I leaped back, my towel dropping to the floor. I was naked, body dripping from just showering, my mouth hung open, staring forward. “WHAT… WHAT?” I was at a loss for words. An ugly round creature, the size of a tire, was laying on my bed. No, hovering. It had twenty or so black tentacles on either side, a huge tail shaped like Elvis Presley...
“No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.”
– Rorschach
CRAZY LADY IS TELLING ME TO POST AGAIN and I know not to disobey a lady. That’s how the beating start.
Wots all this then, 'eh, love?
First post, just testing. Mic check, one… two… one… two… Is this thing on?